If you’re tired of the substandard jokes that are flying around the Twittersphere, then let me point you in the direction of my man Marcus.
Marcus joined Twitter in April 2009 and his debut tweet was something we’ve all done in the past – a simple statement that he’s heading off to sleep.
Marcus isn’t your average tweeter though. Marcus lives by perseverance and dedication to the banter.
So much so, my man waited 7 years for his second tweet and to complete what was an excellent joke.
Going to sleep
— Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 27, 2009
Fuck, I slept in
— Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 12, 2016
After his 7 year slumber, it didn’t take him long to get tired of everyone’s sh*t. So he went back to doing what he does best…
Long day! Going back to sleep
— Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 13, 2016
See you man…