Tag: Quotations from Chairman

Study Says “Smart People Stay Up Later and Do drugs”

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Shocking series of studies have come out showing that intelligent people stay up later and do more drugs. The people in our society who...

Why I’m Not Crazy, You’re Just A D**k

why girls are crazy
Men call women crazy for two reasons. The first is to shut them up. The second is because it’s easier to do that than...

Man ‘Rises From Dead’ After Being Buried Alive In Grave

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A man has ‘risen from the dead’ after being discovered alive in grave. According to reports, the man was found at the Caju Cemetery, in...

Woman Kidnaps New Born Baby From L.A Hospital

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A woman was so desperate to be a mother that she decided to do the unthinkable. According to police report, On April 23, Police investigators...

Judge Removed Child Support on Man After Saying ‘His Baby Mama...

A Miami Judge in Miami removed child support duties on a man after saying that His Baby Mama is Extremely Unattractive. The 42 year...

Adam Johnson Beaten in Jail Showers By Inmates

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According to reports, Adam Johnson has been beaten up after refusing to clean the prison showers. The footballer who is serving 6 years for sexually...