Woman With Too Much Makeup Mistaken As Clown, Attacked By Angry Mob

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CHICAGO – A 26 year old woman named Melissa Reyes, resident of the Englewood neighborhood was walking home at around 7PM when she was reportedly attacked by a mob of angry black teenagers upset over the mysterious clown apparitions around the country.

Reportedly, after she was beaten the perpetrators realized she wasn’t a clown she was only wearing an excessive amount of makeup.

Melissa Reyes told authorities she could not identify any of her attackers but she did recall what one of the attackers had said: “Kill this f*cking clown, n*gga think sh*t sweet, this chicago n*gga, I merch that.”

She also stated that the group of attackers fled after one of them said “oh sh*t bruh, that ain’t a clown, she just wearing hella makeup” – before she lost consciousness a few seconds later.

She was rushed to the nearby Holy Cross Hospital, after a passerby called authorities. Although expected to survive, Melissa Reyes told nurses she now feels emotionally damaged because makeup has always been a hobby for her.

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